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im somewhat christian/jewish because of my family so being part of the church is ok

this is poggers

all hail lord gaben!

All pray for our lord, who watches wisefully from the heavens above us

I visit steam everyday so this is perfect for me.

I hope joining this group will make my unboxings better :/

We have to do a project and one of the options is to show your religion. My friend is doing the Church of Gabenism. The teachers said it was okay. One person in our class said it was not a real religion. She got in trouble for doing that.

weard af group

Our teacher asked us for a project on religious leaders. We all know who I'm choosing.

Did Lord Gaben invite me to this group!? ALL HAIL GABEN!!!!! TAKE ALL MEH MOONY!

PRAISE LORD GABEN

#Garry The Goat For PM

in german, "gabe(n)" means "offering(s)" - coincidence? i think not!

GabeN

My brothers and sisters I was once a console sinner I repent for it but now I have become an extremist gabenist teaching the teachings of gaben I thank you all and most of all I thank gaben!

the console sinners will find there why to gaben with help

https://www.change.org/p/gabe-newell-get-russians-off-eu-and-us-servers-on-counterstrike-global-offensive-and-give-them-their-own-servers?source_location=petitions_share_skip

Today we celebrate our lord and savior for he has touched a friend, my friend was a sinner. He got tempted by the devil with many names in particular G2A but Gaben brought him back

PRAISE the LORD

Can I get an AMEN?

Many men dig for glorious jewels to sell and add steam funds to buy many glorious product from Lord Gaben. The true jewell is Newell himself and we give many thanks for his products and providing services better than the wasteland of the console race. Pc will live on forever.

You sent my house into forclosure. I opened up 50+ CS GO cases without getting any knives. Why would you do this so me Gaben? I loved you with all my heart and now I'm starting to doubt your power.

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Our Gabe Newell who art in VALVe HQ, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be don on earth as it is in Steam. Give us this day our daily deal, and forgive us our console purchases, as we forgive those who trespass against Steam, an lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Orign. For thy kingdom, and the power and the glory, for ever and ever. Gaben.

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

Hello,
I started the gabenism subreddit

May the Lord Gaben bless you all

in the name of the Valve
and of the Steam
and of the Holy Sales

Gaben

Psh cant even spell alyx right.

Lord Gaben will decide which of the teams will win, have patience child.

Pink team can eat a ♥♥♥♥, RED TEAM WILL WIN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF ALL THE FILTHY RANDS.