Io, Light of Ios Jul 28, 2011 @ 10:16pm
CoN was killing RP and AWN is going to be the final blow. TAKE THE POLITICS OUT OF RP!! Join the Rebel Alliance today!!!



R.I.P. this group.




- Smetana

P.S. Sorry for the pop-up, i'm bored.

The Final Statement Of Idi Amin Dada To The People Of Roleplay.

Dated some time around 2nd of July, the date of the Idist Massacre.

I make this final testament as a comprehensive defence of all acts I have commited in roleplay.

When I first reared my head into this community I saw a place of tyranny and misery. I sought to make it a place of happiness again. I sought to bring light where there was darkness. This I was denied, because my efforts were frustrated by the egregious tyranny which has plagued roleplay for so many years now.

The architects of this undesirable tyranny, which had stifled free thought and enterprise in roleplay for so long now, have consistently tarnished my reputation through lies, slander, propaganda, and sickening, malicious acts of character assassination unparallelled in the history of mankind. I am by far roleplay's most persecuted, most misjudged, most maligned character, and all acts ascribed to me have only been to prove a point - that I have the interests of roleplay at heart, having always wished to see a free and prosperous community that observed the rights of all.

These wishes have been squandered because of the stupidity and ignorance of the community at large, who refused to take up arms against their tyrannical rulers, and instead insisted upon being guided by the bureaucratic behemoth of what is equivalent to an RP nanny state. The tyranny of the elite has proven too strong for me to break. The people of roleplay have failed me. They are unworthy and deserve to be overrun by the darkness that has pervaded it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ8JqtGahQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mE4WKchK0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZvPlGCt_8

I shall remain as always righteous, convinced of my inherent moral superiority to those who challenged me, and guilty of nothing, innocent of everything, absolved of all the crimes laid to my charge, proved right time and time again, as the Immortal, the Only, the Glorious Revolutionary.

Insult me as you wish. Defile my name, and I shall respond by purging it of all the impure and slanderous elements that made it unworthy to be spoken in the lips of all roleplayers. I give Freedom an ever-lasting salute, knowing I shall be avenged.

If it is within you, berate me. If you feel otherwise, praise me. If you are in awe at my deeds, glorify me.

Forever alive but for his presence!

Forward!

Having accepted his total failure to bring liberty to the community, and having observed the still malicious, pernicious and debilitating effects of the devastating influence the elitist factions still hold over roleplay, the Idist leader has announced the end of the revolution, having called for all his followers to come to the Idist People's Temple pavilion in Addis Ababa for one final time together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRfDE9bndfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwIXRdaVkI

"Come to me, my roleplaying children. Come to the roleplaying pavilion for one final time together. Come come come my children, hurry. Come with your families. Oh how I've loved you all...we've been so betrayed, so so betrayed. I tried so hard, so so hard for you all, so very very hard. Oh how betrayed, how so so betrayed....hurry hurry my children. Let us all come to the pavilion for one final time together. Let us all come to the pavilion. Let us leave all our fears and frustrations behind for one last time together, and take the step into eternal roleplay."

"Oh, we've been so betrayed. We've been so terribly betrayed. A handful of elitist roleplayers with their lies have made life impossible."

As the Idist disciples assembled, the Leader addressed them. He informed them that the time had come to step into eternal roleplay, and leave the corrupted world of failed RP behind. His aides began unscrewing bottles of poisoned Kool Aid and pouring them into cups. He reassured them that "We're not committing suicide, this is a revolutionary act. If you're born in Steam Roleplay - racist RP, fascist RP - you're born in sin, but if you're born in Idist RP, you're not born in sin. I would never lie to you."

"Is it still too late to go to Kronzia?" one lady enquired.

"No, too late. It's too too late. Do you really think they'll accept us, with all this stigma? Before we had value, but now we have no value to them. This is the only way..."

As the people began assembling to take the Kool Aid, those that resisted were shot or injected with the Kool Aid. The vast majority took the Kool Aid willingly. Upon hearing noises of distress, the Leader insisted "Stop this nonsense. We're revolutionaries, we gotta die with some dignity. Have some pride, some self-respect. Please don't do that, please don't do that, die with some dignity..." Soon a pile of bodies built up on the ground. As the congregation began drinking their cool aid The Leader praised the efforts of the revolutionaries ("What a legacy! What a legacy!"). The Leader then found where his family were laying, and shot himself. So ends the Idist Revolution, having lasted from 2012-2014 and brought utter destruction in its wake of the existing order.

http://aqua.hsduabhb-nmzhi.cf/groups/Reactionary_Movement

That group, led by the derpingtons of the old guard of RP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvvfHmeKOJc

It really is.