Gnomes of the world unite!

It has come to my attention that our sacred grounds are being tramped on every so often by non gnomish actors and by undercover saboteurs, who very soon reveal their true colors.
I know that we as gnomes are a peaceful and non violent race, but to protect our home and to ensure that we continue to exist, i have decided that drastic actions need to be taken.

So from now on, trespassers will be shot, and any survivors will be prostituted.

If you have any better ideas on how to protect our beautiful garden, my dear gnomes, please post it in the comments.