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New Update! [APRIL FOOLS]

Myst3ry X — Tue, 01 Apr 2025 15:47:00 +0000

I've added a whole bunch of new text channels (including the heavily requested return of dontbreakthechain and Steam Sings.) Have fun!

2024 was a pretty mid ass year for this group

Myst3ry X — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 09:23:46 +0000

Almost no one joined, there was a whole bunch of drama, almost the whole year it's been way less active than usual - hopefully 2025 is better, I guess?

An Actual Fucking Update (No Way)

Myst3ry X — Wed, 31 Jul 2024 10:49:58 +0000

Updated the group's profile and forum page. Go check it out, I think it came out pretty well.

no there will not be a The Myst3ry gang™ Patch 2 that wasn't funny the first time and i doubt it will be the second time

3 YEARS OF THE MYST3RY GANG

Myst3ry X — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 20:03:43 +0000

Ok,
I'd like to drill in how much fucking time that is into your head -
When I made this group, I was 13, turning 14 that year.
I'm now 16 and turning 17 this year.
I'm about to be a full blown, full grown fucking adult and this group has stayed there throughout a whole ass chunk of my teenage years and it shows 0 signs of stopping.
3 years of freakouts.
3 years of dogshit dramas no one cared about.
3 years of edgy yet funny asf jokes.
3 years of us.

3. Fucking. Years.
Of The Myst3ry gang. ™ of course

Now, admittedly I had a bit more planned for this anniversary, buuuuut well, that's getting delayed for a multplitude of reasons.
You can definetely expect it later this year though, so be on the lookout mfs.

Thanks for being here. All... 116 of you.
Fucking love you people.

WORST MEME OF THE DECADE - FINAL POLL

Myst3ry X — Sun, 10 Sep 2023 14:23:17 +0000

you're not stupid, so let's get straight to the point

Boykisser votes: 5
Pizza tower screaming votes: 1
Ankha zone votes: 4
Blue smurf cat votes: 3
Mr Incredible votes: 4
Hit or Miss votes: 2
Skibidi toilet votes: 3
Mimi sentry votes: 1
Capybara votes: 1
Trollge votes: 1
_____ Status votes: 1
Wojak votes: 1
that fucking tracer meme votes: 1
The Waffle House has found it's new host votes: 1

IF YOU HAVEN'T VOTED YET, VOTE NOW IN THE COMMENTS

COMPETITION IDEAS!

Myst3ry X — Sat, 20 May 2023 09:37:05 +0000

It's that time of the year again!
The time of the year when uh, you guys come up with ideas for me so I can be a lazy fuck and refuse to be a good owner! I MEAN, you guys get to come up with ideas for The Myst3ry gang™ events!

Okay - Listen the fuck up. We've had "PurpleDucky" as gamer of the week for an entire 6 months and I think it's time for someone to take his throne.
Come up with YOUR ideas for a new competition and post them here, in the comments!

Steam's Judgement Day (1/1/2024)

Myst3ry X — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 10:07:08 +0000

Unfortunately, on january first 2024, steam will cut all support on operating systems below windows 10.

This means that for a lot of members, this is their last year in this group.

Thanks for all the support. I've never expected this group to become as big as it is now.

100 MFS

Myst3ry X — Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:29:33 +0000

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY
LIKE
MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE
YOOOOOOOOOOO

Finish the sentence!

Myst3ry X — Sat, 10 Sep 2022 16:35:28 +0000

Nice argument, however it is invalidated by the fact...

The Myst3ry gang™ - Patch 1

Myst3ry X — Fri, 12 Aug 2022 16:08:06 +0000

-Fixed extremely rare bug where Myst3ry could actually be funny
-Fixed game breaking glitch where kekk61, CloudCube, aexotic, Cromwell, idiot on controller, scorager, supenoob is here, flopaflop and many others actually talk
-Made gay people unable to have opinions
-Fixed awesomesause posting furry p o r n 24/7
-Made women in the chat unable to speak without people saying "Go back to the kitchen"
-Buffed pewpewdewd's aple rol
-Cherry bomb now receives 10 dms from myst3ry that say "hol up, ain't you the cherry bomb from pvz?" upon saying anything
-Made paraskeeb unable to have good game taste
-Fixed bug where JustSause allowed a person to say something slightly negative about a game they like
-Fixed bug where Bobot Roi didn't draw women in 5 seconds
-Fixed another really rare bug where cakegamer didn't call myst3ry MORGZ
-Removed Hatty's father
-Killed kill me daddy
-Tiny cat warrior can no longer speak normally
-Fixed rare bug where Undef1ned doesn't say isaac pog for a day straight.

I hope this patch fixes up some of the known issues in the community.