Recent reviews by Fat-Cat

I came for the post-apocalyptic drama.
I stayed for the emotional trauma.
And I cried on my dog.

10/10—would throw a brick at someone’s head and then sob uncontrollably again.
Now remastered, so you can suffer in ultra-high definition.
Game made me feel things I haven't felt since I dropped my burrito in 2017.

Highly recommend if you're into:
-Revenge.
-Guitars.
-Sad lesbians with amazing aim.

I started this game thinking it was about zombies. I stayed for the emotional trauma, father-daughter bonding, and the incredible urge to adopt a teenage apocalypse gremlin named Ellie.

At first, I thought Joel was just a grumpy guy with a southern accent and a tragic backstory. Now I’d commit war crimes for him.
Ellie? Ellie is the foul-mouthed MVP who made me laugh, cry, and somehow feel personally attacked all in one cutscene.

Gameplay is great:
✔ Sneak around like a deadly ninja
✔ Accidentally step on a bottle and alert 12 infected
✔ Panic
✔ Chuck a brick at a clicker like your life depends on it (because it does)
✔ Win anyway and feel like a tactical genius

Graphics are so realistic that my GPU sent me a resignation letter.
Sound design? I flinched IRL when a clicker made a noise behind me. In my own room. While wearing headphones. 10/10 immersion.

This game is not just a game. It’s a heartbreaking, beautifully crafted cinematic masterpiece where you’ll yell “NOOOO” at the screen more times than a horror movie marathon.

Buy it. Cry. Throw bricks. Hug your loved ones.

Thought this was a World War II strategy game.
Turned out to be a romantic strategy game.
Now I'm emotionally involved with a historical war criminal.
Send help.

Went in expecting a political simulator.
Ended up building a wall taller than my GPA.
10/10 would bankrupt the nation with executive orders again.

Highlights of my presidency:
-Challenged Canada to a 1v1 in Rocket League diplomacy.
-Accidentally declared war on Sweden after mistaking IKEA furniture names for foreign threats.
-Renamed all national parks to “Trump Forests.” Every tree now gold-plated.
-My VP was a bald eagle wearing sunglasses. I never questioned it.
-Held 43 rallies in a single day, crowd was just me and a confused pizza delivery guy. Still got re-elected.

Game crashed once when I tried to pardon myself and deport myself at the same time.
Graphics: Surprisingly orange.
Soundtrack: Mostly national anthems and ego.

Only downside? Can’t tweet from the Oval Office mid-nuke launch. Lost immersion.

Final Verdict: 5 out of 5 Executive Orders.
Would Make Steam Great Again.

Lara’s back and now with smoother polygons and the same old trauma.

Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered lets you relive the golden age of gaming, where the controls were tanky, the puzzles were confusing, and every lever pulled could summon a boulder or a mild existential crisis.

Now with glorious updated visuals, Lara Croft has officially gone from "sharp-edged origami assassin" to "still deadly, but now with visible eyebrows."

The remastered experience includes:
-Getting impaled by spikes you definitely saw too late
-Swan diving off a cliff because you misjudged a 3-pixel gap
-Locking the butler in the freezer (don't act like you didn't)
-Solving puzzles so obscure they may have been written in ancient alien runes
=Being attacked by everything from crocodiles to demons to your own terrible sense of direction

The nostalgia is strong, the traps are stronger, and Lara’s grip strength remains superhuman.

10/10 – Would accidentally backflip into lava again.

Enshrouded is what happens when you mix survival, base-building, fantasy, and a mysterious death-fog that wants to hug you... violently.

Day 1: Chopped trees, built a cute little shack, felt like a cozy forest hermit.
Day 2: Ventured into the shroud. Heard whispers. Saw something with too many limbs. Ran away screaming.
Day 3: Forgot where I parked my corpse. Classic survival experience.

Combat? Tight and satisfying. World? Beautiful and terrifying. Exploration? Like Skyrim got drunk in a haunted forest.
Also, I accidentally set my friend on fire with a magic staff, and it was hilarious.

Best part? Building an epic home on a cliff while fending off nightmares with a frying pan and sheer panic.

10/10 – Would enter cursed mist, scream “NOPE,” and fall off a mountain again.

10/10 – Spent 14 hours theorycrafting a build, died in 4 seconds. Worth it.

Path of Exile 2 is the perfect game for anyone who looked at a normal skill tree and said, “No, I want a galaxy brain map of doom that lets me accidentally turn my wizard into a tax accountant.”

The graphics? Gorgeous. The monsters? Terrifying. The loot? Endless. The inventory management? A Tetris minigame designed to test your spatial awareness and your patience.

I made a character that shoots lightning, bleeds fire, summons ghosts, and occasionally explodes for reasons I don’t understand. I think it’s working? I don’t know. I just picked all the nodes with cool names.

Also: shoutout to the economy system, which lets me trade 37 orbs, a regret, three farts, and a mirror shard for a slightly better pair of boots.

10/10 – Would crawl through 9 acts of suffering for that one perfect loot drop again.

– I came here to find my dead wife, but all I found was trauma and shirtless pyramid men.

Silent Hill 2 is the feel-good psychological horror game of the decade—if by "feel-good" you mean "existential spiral wrapped in fog and regret."

I opened a letter from my supposedly deceased wife and thought, “Hey, let’s go to the most cursed town imaginable and unpack our emotional baggage there!” 10 minutes in, I’m being chased by a man in a metal helmet wielding a sword the size of a small car.

The town is full of monsters, but let’s be honest: the real monster… is me.
(Also the mannequins. Why do they have legs where heads should be?)

Soundtrack slaps. Atmosphere? Fog so thick I got lost in my own living room.
Combat? Swing wildly and scream internally.
Emotions? Yes, all of them. At once.

10/10 – Finally faced my inner demons. They were gross and squishy.

10/10 – I did drugs in-game and now my keyboard is afraid of me.

Schedule I is like being trapped in a fever dream directed by a mad chemist with a flair for aesthetics and a complete disregard for your mental stability.

I took a mystery substance in-game, and suddenly gravity said, “nah.” The walls started breathing. My character began vibrating like a Nokia phone on acid. I think I unlocked enlightenment. Or indigestion.

Gameplay? A psychedelic dance between chaos and questionable decisions.
Story? Somewhere between “what is reality?” and “oops, I accidentally licked the wrong thing again.”
Graphics? Yes. Just… yes.

It’s like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas had a baby with Doom, and that baby took one look at a color wheel and went feral.

10/10 – Would stare into the void while covered in neon goo again.

10/10 – Shawshank but with more duct tape and fewer morals.

In this game, I went from mopping floors to digging a tunnel under the laundry room while hiding a makeshift glider in my toilet. My cellmate? He once stabbed a guard with a plastic spoon. We vibe.

The Escapists 2 teaches you valuable life skills like crafting shivs out of combs, bribing people with toothpaste, and escaping a high-security prison using a loaf of bread and dreams.

One moment I’m doing yoga in the prison yard, the next I’m in a fistfight because I stole someone’s pudding cup. True sandbox freedom.

Also, shoutout to the guard I named “Mom” who kept catching me sneaking out of the vents at 2am. Classic Mom.

10/10 – Successfully escaped prison using sheer wit and an uncomfortable number of plungers.