one my cat gave me hand job well this is a true story but its really reallly hilarious just let me tell it , i was lying on my bed,, i was lying on my bed,, it so happened that ,his elbows landed on my balls and he just stayed like that and every 5 seconds he would adjust his postion so he would move his elbows thus massaging my balls that gave me a 10 minute erection he stayed like that , for 10 minutes at last i had to like,, pull my pants down a little so my thing can breathe because of the long erection , it became so hot but when i pulled my pants down , my thing just ejaculated it went on my sweater ( it was winter) i quickly jumped and cleaned the ♥♥♥♥ my parents were at home thank god they didnt see this ♥♥♥♥ it may seem unbelievable but it really happened, i just,, have crazy stories and its not the first time a cat did something sexual to me

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