one time in the 4th grade this little gopher brought his fake ass novelty night vision goggles to show and tell. He swore up and down that his dad is a spy (oh brother!) and that he stole them from work (a crime?) then begged the teacher to turn off the lights so he could do his stupid little spy mission. well lo and behold this cheery chipmunk was in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tears when he inevitably tripped and smashed them to bits and had to be sent home early bc he wouldnt stop bawling (lol) and nobody would make eye contact with him for a week! found out his dad really did work for the cia though

this guy has a sign on his lawn that says APE BOUNDRY but not which side is which...

i know i would

I can use them whenever I want I'm not hoarding I swear what if a boss comes up that needs those skill points and I don't have them come on

This dude eats soup for breakfast, every kind, every day, clam chowder, chicken noodle, doesn't matter to him, he just calls it breakfast.

One of the sillys of all time - From, The nea you tunneled out

+rep vommy mommy ;3

+rep the silliest unknown :3

+rep

Heeey I was the Leon. Sorry for the tbags I just needed u to chase me cause the rest were on death hook. Thanks for letting us go :3 luv u! ur a great nurse honestly

Insane no perk nurse!

Hello again Azarjan. Hope all is well.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE Lae’zel dude. This STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥ keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UPSTREAM.
Picture this, me and Wyll are chillin, fishing by the river, pint of beer for the both of us; and all of a sudden, a Githyanki ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATTLESHIT go floating past us down the river! And I mean this thing was GIGANTIC, it was so big me and Wyll instinctively stood up and saluted HMS Corncob as it floated past. Then we hear a rustle in the bushes besides us and out stumbles who else but rear admiral Lae’zel with an otherworldly cloud of noxious fumes trailing behind her. It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REEKED dude.

Shadowheart was immediately all like “sweet lady shar somebody light a MATCH before we all FAINT” and before any of us can react ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that magic crack cretin GALE casts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIREBALL at the cloud. And of course that ♥♥♥♥ blows the ♥♥♥♥ UP. Singes off my right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyebrow and launches Lae’zel 30 feet into the air, landing directly onto the hoard of wine barrels Karlach lifted from the goblin camp. At least Withers revived her ♥♥♥♥♥ ass for free cause “that ♥♥♥♥ was sooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cash money” (who even says that anymore ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ancient ass boomer).
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE LAE’ZEL!

combo breaker

wait wrong person

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go go gadget: open ZUNE media player
go go gadget: set volume to MAX
go go gadget: play Freak on a Leash
go go gadget: MELT THEIR FREAKIN FACES

daddy misses you

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beanut butter

Haha sorry if this is kinda weird but you dropped your receipt from cvs when u were getting in your grey Toyota corolla. Just wondering if you wanted it back, I can leave it under your grill where you keep your spare key, just let me know :)

Mhhmmm god... ur mom... fit as a butchers dog O_O and you... well... lets just say the apple dosent fall far from the tree ;)

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hey bubby how's your tummy :)

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that is a cute pupper tho :)

THIS IS A HARASSMENT COMMENT! I AM ANGRY AND YOU WILL BE SAD! >:|

pootis

hey fwiend im back

merry christmas azarchan

Hey please stop harassing my friend - management

+rep supermanned that hoe

+rep has some nice tbags

+rep great killer in DBD

This guy right here is the J R R Tolkien of Captain America fanfic

caprisun rice crispys... y didnt i think of that????

hey guys

every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day this guy sends me another stupid picture of his toyota corolla. dont add him as a friend he'll do the same to u everyday the same picture.

he's pretty cute

This guy make anybody else wanna strap the pads on and go lay someone out it gets you that hype? Just me? Alright

Oyasumi Punpun is pretty epic, also no ganking!!!! >:(((

you will regret this, nathan...

Tunnels OD, salty af, and rewards teamkillers. Smh the real cancer of the dbd community right here folks.

just a warning

speak on XXX u get slapped

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why do you upload a new video everyday of you speedhacking on a different throw-away account? All the killers are rank 20 anyways they arent even experienced enough to tell that you're hacking and gg at the end despite your incessant post spamming of "u mad bro?" in the end screen. honestly its just pathetic and makes me sad to think that you're a dbd dev who uses their postion to get away with lame 2002 level griefing for your audience of 8 perma-virgin man children.