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Oct 5, 2023 @ 12:11am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Jul 10, 2019 @ 3:55am 
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Dec 24, 2017 @ 2:45am 
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Gay.
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If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Gay.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Gay.
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If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Gay.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Gay.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Gay.
Oct 21, 2017 @ 4:53am 
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Sep 30, 2015 @ 7:40am 
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Sep 11, 2015 @ 6:47am 
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Sep 4, 2015 @ 10:31pm 
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Jun 8, 2015 @ 3:37am 
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Jun 7, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
Just like your mum does XD Love you bae
Jun 7, 2015 @ 8:08pm 
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May 5, 2015 @ 6:13am 
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Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:10am 
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Apr 17, 2015 @ 6:44am 
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Dec 24, 2014 @ 5:02am 
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Sep 9, 2014 @ 10:56pm 
xD so u played 5 game :D
Sep 9, 2014 @ 1:10am 
took me 2 aswell ;p and i won 3 in a row ;p
Sep 7, 2014 @ 3:09am 
CURTITI I WON A COMPETETIVE MATCH ON CS:GO SUCK IT :PPP xD and it only took 2 games :D
Feb 17, 2013 @ 2:57am 
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Dec 8, 2012 @ 4:17am 
OK :p
Dec 2, 2012 @ 10:39pm 
hey curtis
Oct 21, 2012 @ 11:55pm 
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK!
Oct 21, 2012 @ 11:52pm 
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Oct 21, 2012 @ 11:52pm 
i want to derp and herp all over the place and have FUN!!!! :p
Oct 21, 2012 @ 11:51pm 
What do you want to do :D!!!!!!!!!!