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Very epic man!

I honestly hate fortnight, Like listen here, 100 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drop onto a sub par map. The only thing that makes the map interesting to look at is all the dead 12 year olds lying around from my legendary scar. They think they can rip off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ToonTown™ with the graphics, Its honestly disgusting. Then after plugging up your bleeding ears from the 12 year olds, you have to deal with the streamers. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ streamers are literally pedophiles, They get paid money to sit and play with little kids. Like ninja, ♥♥♥♥ that guy with his dumb hair cut, The gta barber shoulda gave him something different. And fortnut have got so big latlye that kanye weest plays it, and i dont like him because he is a bla

In the movie Minions (2015), we learn that the minions have been alive for multiple centuries serving who they think is the most despicable leader (which means they may have been involved in the Holocaust, but that theory is for another day). Initally, this may lead you to believe that minions simply have long lifespans, but there is solid evidence showing that minions are literal immortal gods, or at least divine gifts from god himself.
For starters, not only have we ever seen adolecent minions, but minions lack reproductive organs and are genderless (although they do use male pronouns). If minions lack the capability to reproduce, wouldn't this mean they would have no need to reproduce, implying that they are immortal?

Another thing is that in Despicable Me 2, the minions are injected with a serum that makes them indestructible killing machines. Although the movie makes it look like the minions are only invincible when injected with the serum, there is a scene in Minions (2015) where the minions Kevin, Stuart, and Bob are being "tortured", although none of the torture methods (Streching, Hanging) are effective aginst minions. Minions are also shown to be able to survive after suffering third degree burns and falling at terminal velocity.
Now, if you don't mind, i'm gonna go worship the minion Bob and sacrifice my first-born son to him. Bye.

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Clearing out my friends list, decided I have too many people on it that I never talk to (or at least meaningfully). If you want to add me back, please do. I've most likely removed you because you are inactive or inactive to me to the point where if you want me on your list, we gotta talk more...

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell
stop using the damn p90 its ♥♥♥♥ already
p90 is for ♥♥♥♥ players and its for skilless players
and the reason why silvers use it IS TO NOT GET KILLED OR LOSE
AND THE REASON WHY I HATE SILVERS
IS THAT THEY DONT AIM THEY DONT PRACTICE THEY DONT DO ♥♥♥♥
THEY DONT HAVE SKILL
THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO RANK UP
AND THEY JUST SHOOT WITHOUT MOVING THEIR MOUSE AND RUN LIKE WTF
SERIOUSLY TO ALL YOU P90 PLAYERS
QUIT USING THE P90 ALREADY
GO PRACTICE YOUR AIM
LEARN THE RECOIL PATTERNS
YOU MUST LISTEN TO YOUR HEADPHONES ON FOOTSTEPS
USE AN AK
USE A USPS OR GLOCK AND DONT USE A DEAGLE IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE IT OR YOU'RE NEW TO IT
MOST IMPORTANTLY ALWAYS AIM ON THE HEAD
AND ANOTHER THING
P90 IS TOO OP FOR PROFESSIONALS AND THEY DONT USE IT
AND COPY PASTE THIS COMMENT TO CSGO PLAYERS ALL OF THEM
TO STOP THE PEOPLE USING P90S AND DONT LET THEM SPREAD THE TIPS ABOUT USING THE P90

You and Ian are so cute.

+REP TRUCK
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This guy is awesome.