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Recommended
32.7 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
It's ok I guess.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-14900K - RAM: 64 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 SUPER - VRAM: 16 GB
Posted March 22.
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Recommended
18.4 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Game is hard.
Posted March 2.
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2 people found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
I like the game, but it is unplayable with the game crashing every 5 minutes.
Posted January 4.
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Not Recommended
69.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Hopefully Steam changes "early access" because of this failure.

I would suggest they hold all funds from the developer until the game is substantially complete and promises are met.
Posted December 27, 2025. Last edited February 7.
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11 people found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Devs purposely time the tutorial so you spend 2 hours doing it and can't refund it.

Super grindy crafter with no end goal.
Posted December 26, 2025.
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98 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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Not Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It feels suspiciously like they intentionally made the tutorial drag out past the 2 HR mark to avoid refunds.

After just under two hours, I was just finishing the tutorial missions and have no idea what the actual game loop is.

I really wanted to like this game, but there's just too much jank. F2P is really where this should be.
Posted December 21, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
7.8 hrs on record
SCAM
Posted December 6, 2025.
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Recommended
12.0 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Relaxing
Posted November 28, 2025.
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Not Recommended
11.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
No matchmaking.
Posted April 20, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Good luck finding a server to play on. Yeah there are some servers with open slots, but they arent the game mode you want to play. Needs more official servers or something.
Posted January 7, 2025.
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