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May 4 @ 12:32pm 
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2025 @ 6:51am 
May the 4th be with you
May 17, 2024 @ 3:52am 
Finding specific historical Steam comments is a bit challenging due to the transient and often ephemeral nature of user-generated content. However, I can provide you with a selection of well-known and humorous Steam profile comments that have circulated in gaming communities over the years:

"I came here to leave a funny comment, but I’m not very creative, so here’s a potato instead. 🥔"
"Your profile picture is like a Picasso painting. I don't get it, but I like it."
"Congratulations! You've been visited by the rare and elusive Steam comment. Good fortune will come to you...eventually."
"This profile has been approved by Gaben. Have a nice day!"
"I would write something profound here, but then I’d have to kill you."
"Adding a comment because I'm afraid of the dark and your profile lightens my day."

These comments have been part of the humorous culture on Steam, showcasing the creativity and fun spirit of the gaming community.
May 4, 2024 @ 9:27am 
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2023 @ 4:48pm 
May the 4th be with you
Jan 4, 2023 @ 12:14pm 
yeah im a lemboy (i love dressing up as a lemon) you guys wouldnt get it. yeah im a lemon fan~ what about it ? you guys dont get the lemon grind. lemons, yeaaah ~ lemony ~
May 4, 2022 @ 6:11pm 
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2021 @ 5:48pm 
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2020 @ 5:56pm 
May the 4th be with you
Dec 19, 2019 @ 2:24pm 
u mnake me so angry onfg when i see ur smug hot face i get so angry what *clap* do *clap* you *clap* think *clap* im *clap* trying *clap* to *clap* do *clap* here *clap*? ?????????????????? u think this is just YOUR presonal cool zone? i'm s*clap*i*clap*c*clap*k*clap* of you acting so TOUGH! you make me fee like a WEINER
Jun 18, 2019 @ 12:01pm 
ONE DAY SOME BAD KIDS WHO DID NOT LISTEN IN CHURCH GOT SOME
TERIT CARDS AND A WEEJY BOARD. THEY PLAYED WITH THE CARDS ALL
OVER THE BOARD WHILE USING THE BOARD AT THE SAME TIME AND
DOUBLE SATAN CAME OUT AND KILLED THEM WITH HIS ENERGY KICK
ATTACK! THE BAD KIDS HAD TO GO TO DOUBLE HELL WHERE THEY HAD
NOTHING TO EAT BUT PIZZA WITH SOME DIRT ON IT AND THEY COULD
ONLY WATCH THE SCARIEST MOST HORRIBLE R RATED MOVIES AND THE
ONLY CAT THEY WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE DID NOT LIKE BEING PETTED
AND THEY EVEN HAD TO TOUCH LADY BOOBS ALL DAY! THEY WERE SO
GROSSED OUT AND SCARED THAT THEY WANTED TO GO HOME BUT
GUESS WHAT YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME FROM DOUBLE HELL! PASS THE STORY ALONG OR DOUBLE SATAN WILL KILL YOU
May 4, 2019 @ 8:34pm 
May the 4th be with you
May 30, 2018 @ 2:04am 
Kim Jong Il was goin2 war wit his bf hu jintao n they were crossin da border to souf korea.
king jonh sed "hu will u luv me 4evr"
hu said "NO..""
kim jong cryed N ran across da border to souf korea but was killed in no mans land
hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.
kim was ded.
hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)
xxx~...like dis if u cry evr tim...~*xxxx ;( ;( ;( ;(
May 4, 2018 @ 5:40pm 
May the 4th be with you
Feb 6, 2018 @ 1:33pm 
Gomenasai, my name is Dumble-Sama.

I’m a 47 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Jan 30, 2018 @ 10:13am 
────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.
May 4, 2017 @ 11:54am 
May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2016 @ 1:29pm 
May the 4th be with you
Jul 4, 2015 @ 6:18pm 
computyer says no
May 4, 2015 @ 6:06am 
may the 4th be with you
May 4, 2014 @ 11:35am 
may the 4th be with you
Jan 11, 2014 @ 6:24pm 
Such Very Much The Dog Meme Wow
Jan 11, 2014 @ 10:58am 
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Jan 7, 2014 @ 12:39pm 
What does that birds ♥♥♥♥ look like
Jan 7, 2014 @ 2:27am 
:acduck:
Jul 6, 2013 @ 11:46pm 
IT was Budgei ♥♥♥♥, if you look closely its a doddle http://www.birds-online.de/gesundheit/gesallgemein/fotos/d_hungerkot_c_04.jpg
Jul 5, 2013 @ 9:14pm 
Chicen*
Jul 5, 2013 @ 9:14pm 
Try again
Jul 5, 2013 @ 9:12pm 
Checken
Jul 5, 2013 @ 4:39pm 
♪ Which Winged Animal Shat This Out ♪
♪ Tell-Me-What Breed of Ave Could It be? ♪
♪ If You Lend Me A Quail ♪
♪ Our Friendship Won't Fail ♪
♪ And Then Keep It B'Tween You And me!!! ♪

http://i.imgur.com/eeZMeaJ.jpg
Jul 4, 2013 @ 9:04pm 
It was Emu ♥♥♥♥
Jul 4, 2013 @ 8:33am 
happy 4th of july
Jul 4, 2013 @ 3:24am 
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6094/6256663284_be9e1ea95b_z.jpg I will tell you Which Bird's ♥♥♥♥ that is tomorrow :Tina:
Jun 16, 2013 @ 10:53am 
that's penguin ♥♥♥♥
Jun 16, 2013 @ 8:05am 
It smells like ♥♥♥♥.
Jun 16, 2013 @ 5:12am 
Thank you
Jun 15, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
May 6, 2013 @ 3:58pm 
best gift ever may the 7th be with you <3
May 4, 2013 @ 7:15pm 
may the 4th be with you
Apr 25, 2013 @ 9:11am 
Would really appreciate a gift of Don't Starve please. No worries if you can't :)
Apr 25, 2013 @ 2:47am 
Hi, have you got `Don't Starve`? This game is amazing!
Apr 11, 2013 @ 5:58pm 
Thanks for DOTA2, if you have anything else hanging about i'd gladly accept it, thanks :)
Apr 11, 2013 @ 5:31pm 
Hey, it's me Daftasabat, you messaged me from the SOTA 2 GiantBomb cast
Feb 18, 2013 @ 4:37am 
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Dec 31, 2012 @ 10:15am 
How mcuh REP do i give THIS guy?? WELL!!!!!! *Contracts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dermatitis*
Dec 29, 2012 @ 2:21pm 
Shenky. His name is Shenky.
Nov 12, 2012 @ 6:13am 
stop pretending to be offline!