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TERIT CARDS AND A WEEJY BOARD. THEY PLAYED WITH THE CARDS ALL
OVER THE BOARD WHILE USING THE BOARD AT THE SAME TIME AND
DOUBLE SATAN CAME OUT AND KILLED THEM WITH HIS ENERGY KICK
ATTACK! THE BAD KIDS HAD TO GO TO DOUBLE HELL WHERE THEY HAD
NOTHING TO EAT BUT PIZZA WITH SOME DIRT ON IT AND THEY COULD
ONLY WATCH THE SCARIEST MOST HORRIBLE R RATED MOVIES AND THE
ONLY CAT THEY WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE DID NOT LIKE BEING PETTED
AND THEY EVEN HAD TO TOUCH LADY BOOBS ALL DAY! THEY WERE SO
GROSSED OUT AND SCARED THAT THEY WANTED TO GO HOME BUT
GUESS WHAT YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME FROM DOUBLE HELL! PASS THE STORY ALONG OR DOUBLE SATAN WILL KILL YOU
king jonh sed "hu will u luv me 4evr"
hu said "NO..""
kim jong cryed N ran across da border to souf korea but was killed in no mans land
hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.
kim was ded.
hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)
xxx~...like dis if u cry evr tim...~*xxxx ;( ;( ;( ;(
I’m a 47 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
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♪ If You Lend Me A Quail ♪
♪ Our Friendship Won't Fail ♪
♪ And Then Keep It B'Tween You And me!!! ♪
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