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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Why does this DLC REPLACE the main game? Why is it not just a separate game mode? Having to uninstall this to access the main game is nuts.

Beyond that, it's jigsaw. 12 levels with a 6x4 grid. Though 12 levels is generous because after level 2, the "next level" button remains on screen allowing you to skip to the end. The last 4 levels or so have a false image laid on the background (all the same image) that in no way relates to the actual puzzle.

And to top it all off, the price. This same game exists in a much more polished format for far cheaper. This is an insult on all levels.
Posted May 27.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Cheers to Emiko for showing us so much skin in a freezing cold environment. And props to those brave men helping keep her warm with vigorous physical activity.

30 levels of tile swapping gameplay with 3 different difficulties. Cyber Keks sure loves their big breasted heroines. Graphics are lower quality compared to other releases. Takes less than 6 minutes to 100% on Easy.
Posted May 24.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
If Elizabeth's sheer beauty alone doesn't knock you out, her giant balloons bigger than her head certainly will... literally! 30 levels of tile swapping gameplay with 3 different difficulties. Takes around 6 minutes to 100% on Easy.
Posted May 23.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
27 levels across 9 collections of gorgeous elves. Normal gameplay is tile swapping while the Hard mode (unlocked after each collection) is tile swapping. Takes less than 15 minutes to 100%.
Posted May 22.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Classic pong with a hentai twist. Up to 5 different porn stars will distract you visually and audibly as you seek to beat your opponent (human or CPU). Comes with a variety of game customization options for different skill levels and the music is banger. Amy and Emily are the top gals. Despite some annoyances with scoring (like possibly losing the next ball if you're too far away when it spawns against you), I enjoyed my time here.
Posted May 17.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
A low poly old-school FPS. With arbitrarily low total ammo counts for no good reason. And only 1.5 levels. Why 1.5? Because level 2 is bugged and cannot be completed. Absolute crime to charge any money, let alone $5, for something that can't be finished.
Posted May 16.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
12 levels of tile swapping gameplay with the choice of 3x3, 4x4, or 5x5 grids. Each completed puzzle shows off something from, you guessed it, Slavic mythology. Even the some of the 3x3 grids require trial and error due to wide ranging looks/orientations of the creatures, let alone the bigger grids.

The thing I liked the most was reading some information about each of them in the gallery (with the book icon on top), so don't miss out on that. Can take less than 10 minutes to 100%.
Posted May 3.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I'm a sucker for ancient Egypt and Cleopatra's a beautiful woman, so this is an easy win. Gorgeous art and the usual smattering of 30 levels of tile-swapping gameplay across 3 different difficulties. Takes less than 7 minutes to 100% on Easy.
Posted April 25.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
One of the worse Cyber Keks entries. Images look like they're only 720p compared to countless other releases with higher resolution pics. Kinda pathetic since AI made everything anyway. And you gotta love the STORE PAGE showing the infamous 6 finger AI hand. Cho also exemplifies too much of a good thing with disgustingly big boobs.

Takes less than 8 minutes to 100% on Easy difficulty.
Posted April 18.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Use AI, but 6 fingers are obviously seen? Thumbs down automatically for laziness. Doesn't matter if every render is animated.

10 levels of memory matching gameplay. There are only 3 unique tiles in the entire game, so each level is very easy, with future ones simply taking longer due to size. Takes 10-15 minutes to 100%.
Posted March 29.
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