good games to you as well friend! it was a nice best 2 out of 3 matches! if you ever see me in the sleep room please feel free to challenge me to a friendly game of STROOP TEST!

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If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

1 sheep's stomach or ox secum, cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water
heart and lungs of one lamb
450g/1lb beef or lamb trimmings, fat and lean
2 onions, finely chopped
225g/8oz oatmeal
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp ground dried coriander
1 tsp mace
1 tsp nutmeg
water, enough to cook the haggis
stock from lungs and trimmings

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I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya." "Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing homework. "Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth. "No, pa," I would answer. "Good." He would then walk out the room and shout, "If I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'." It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake.

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ya not fighting a reactive shortbow that only dodges.. nice try

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What, who's this? Why'd I get a notification on my telecomputer for this?

how am i speaking to you without a telephone?

Nice Meme kid. Try and actualy be funny.

"It issa mucha disputed as to what are da besta weapons fora making de siege. You gotta de stona throwers anna de bolt throwers, anna alla kinda cannons. Gunpowder is a greata invention. Iffa you can getta holda of a few mortars or bombards, you canna make de big holes in de walls. But you gotta have de right ammunition. So a stona thrower canna be justa as good. For ammunition, you can digga uppa de rocks 'an de stones, our use de big balls, or you can shoot dayd peoples over the wall to make the place stink. You canna even maka de spaghetti and shoota dat, or de razor-edged pizza."

Quite an interesting figh. This is also the first time when a fight against a ranged user feels... Tense instead of boring... good fight sir. Good fight

The first time i remember craving ice was after i had a coke and remember chewing the ice, then enjoying it and instead of coke ordered a glass of ice. then another, then another, then eventually this habit became a sort of addiction. i cant get enough of that sweet ice. its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot when i crunch it in my mouth and it melts and fills my mouth with it's sweet juices. everywhere i go, theres a flask of ice by my side, people think i'm strange, but so what? i just love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gril thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the garage fixing cars. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry you'll be there to protect me. ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

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Are you kidding me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥ i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet think again ♥♥♥♥♥♥, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD CHERRY!

I'm Deleting You, Brother!
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Jahannam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANNATHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

I'm Deleting You, Brother!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Jahannam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANNATHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

I'm Deleting You, Brother!
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0 Back: Jahannam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANNATHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

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Don't catch the gout

Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawlin' on my balls!