humans have these things called “elbows” they make it possible for the arm to bend in the middle

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I got blocked for trying to manifest someone. They literally blocked me on everything.

if you're indecisive, just decide to decide

can't be caught lacking

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I always check under my bed for politicians

Being in a human body is truly horror. It's heartening to know that I could be surprised by a pat on the shoulder while I'm taking a piss and my balls spontaneously combust.

Virgos (you can actually research it) are the most highly recommended amongst the police force bc of our nature and astrology of us being earth signs bc we pay key attention to the tiniest details most people wouldn’t know about until it’s presented. I’m a Virgo myself and I’m constantly looking at stuff that others wouldn’t know existed until I pointed it out to them. Stuff like that. And we know how to make people talking like birds even though we know they’re lying. People’s mannerisms are key factors too. That cop must be a Virgo or at best a damn good cop. In that case, it’s both. Just something that I read that was interesting.

>most bullying is sexual peacocking to potential mates and peers who are watching them dominate a "loser"

+++ THOUGHT OF THE DAY +++
The reward for tolerance is treachery and betrayal.

BUS

Born too late to fight in the crusade for Jerusalem. Born just in time to fight in the crusade for London.

its time for the nerd weirdos to fight back and make arthoes feel excluded. she shows you her vagina painting? just roll your eyes and say cool whatevs.

WH40K is relevant now more than ever, because our enemies are indistinguishable from chaos cultists.

i read one fanfiction that had 90k words. in it , Kim pours scalding hot coffee on Harry and hammers his nails from underneath and uses him as an ashtray, and much worse
not so long that you realize what you're doing, but long enough that your internal monologue changes

When you go left or counterclockwise you go the antidirection, which is against entropy. This is active transport, temporary, and makes you hungry
Its basically going against the current of the yon yang

he just got that “life sucks and it is what it is” energy and it’s so adorable

To avoid this I started saying "I hunger" Instead of "I'm hunrgy". It sounds kinda stupid but at least I won't get stuck in a dad joke loop

> ok so it’s actually a battle between the bible and the dictionary

The 14 words are "Wishing you a fun, friendly, and frightfully delightful Halloween filled with smiles and treats" and 88 means "Happy Halloween"

[8:00 PM]
Tore:
AMVs are a lost art
its like how they say we forgot the tech to go to the moon

A few years ago a woman in the U.K. gave her supervisor one of her kidneys because they were friends. The supervisor fired her because she took to much sick leave suffering from complications of the procedure...

I hate monkeys. They're stronger than humans, they have vicious teeth and nails, and they're escape artists. And one threw its poo at us when we were watching them at the zoo. Hate monkeys.

So now I’m sitting in a café, sipping coffee like it’s communion wine, with a dog who looks like he’s seen combat. The barista asked if I wanted almond milk. I just said no. My house is already nut-based chaos.

[10:15 PM]
Ghadius:
he revealed his hool fratze
so over
the dunkler morgentau des hasses im nebligen hauch des hasses

A thief may steal money or goods, but not books—because he doesn’t value knowledge 💯💯💯

Alfred Krupp took over a near crippled steel factory from his dead father (Friedrich) and expanded it to be able to provide weapons and railway tires (and the aforementioned utensils) to as many countries as he could. He built his mansion/castle from his own designs and loved the smell of manure so much that he had vents engineered to bring the smell to as many rooms as he desired.

Horváth was hit by a falling branch from a tree and killed during a thunderstorm on the Champs-Élysées in Paris, opposite the Théâtre Marigny, in June 1938. Ironically, only a few days earlier, Horváth had said to a friend: "I am not so afraid of the N****...There are worse things one can be afraid of, namely things one is afraid of without knowing why. For instance, I am afraid of streets. Roads can be hostile to one, can destroy one. Streets scare me." And a few years earlier, Horváth had written poetry about lightning: "Yes, thunder, that it can do. And bolt and storm. Terror and destruction."

Ödön von Horváth was once walking in the Bavarian Alps when he discovered the skeleton of a long dead man with his knapsack still intact. Von Horváth opened the knapsack and found a postcard reading "Having a wonderful time". Asked by friends what he did with it, von Horváth replied "I posted it".

This is what happens when someone pretending to be crazy runs into someone pretending to be sane

The longer I live on this planet the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming

Zion awaits brother

Zion awaits.

Zion awaits.

Zion awaits.

Zion awaits.

My ex and I slept together recently and she was on the last day of her period. I used a condom but she just admitted she took out the semen 15 minutes later and put it in herself. How likely is it that she will get pregnant?

Turns out a pointy stick and infinite stamina is all it takes to beat evolution

Hi everyone!
I was wondering if anyone would be interested in doing some one-to-one life drawing—taking turns being the model and practicing sketching each other. It could be a great way to get extra practice. If you're keen, feel free to PM me:)

>I think the more slop there is, the more people will start using it like it is 2003. You find people, businesses, services in real life, log on to the internet to interact with them (text people, order stuff, etc.), and then you are back in the real world. Internet will be so polluted, there will be barely anything to do there. Surfing the internet and scrolling will not be a thing.

That is called soft scat and it is scat but not really scat.
A very popular subsection of it is personality_excretion where the anime girl ♥♥♥♥♥ out a bright colored tube that is supposed to be her intelligence or soul or whatever and what remains is a docile and barely conscious living doll.

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.

Don't be a deadbeat dad.
Aspire to be an absent father.

Life is a survival horror game. Always struggling for resources, dodging monsters.

Time to retaliate by striking up conversation, sharing your interests, and forming a deep, lasting friendship. That’ll really show them.

13% of bombs cause 60% of the damage

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

Ive read Sartre. I’ve read Thomas Pynchon. I’ve read Ayn Rand. I’ve been to Italy. I’ve been to France. Ive been to Spain. I’ve been to South America. I’ve been to Kenya. I’ve been to China. I’ve backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I’ve been to Greece. I love Greek food. I’m a foodie. I’m always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes and noble and lose track of time. The black people that I’ve met said I have a lot of flavour. I love my MacBook, but I also love my MacBook Pro. Because it has the word Pro on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The matrix and inception are the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint.. no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saw it. When we were leaving a patient room together, he was a few steps ahead of me and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAIL snuck back into the ass of his pants!

We all see things, but I've been monitoring his diet at lunch time and I saw him sneak a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheese down his shirt!

I can't be working with rats, I got allergies to rat droppings and if I got to set rat traps on the counters of the nursing station I will