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Wondering if you are doing well.
- Yeah, come with us.
You want me to go... I can't
come with you to Miami.
I don't... I got all...
I don't have any money.
I need to wait for another job,
for all this ♥♥♥♥ to blow over
with the internet,
Twitter, all that ♥♥♥♥.
Yeah, but I could lend you
some money before you...
I don't want your money.
I can't take charity from you.
You know that he's really upset
because he couldn't go with
you to New Orleans, right?
He's hurt. He misses you.
OK. What do you want me to do?
You know that the nannies
can't get on the plane.
So why don't you come with us
and you take care of
him while I work?
So you need me to come
with you to watch Percy?
- Yeah.
- So I'm the nanny?
Yes, his nanny, in Miami.
It might be good. That's where
it all happened for you.
That's where Percy was born,
that's where you got your
first job as a chef.
Maybe it will just, like,
You think Percy would
be OK with that?
Percy would love it.
Hm?
What do you say?
I have to run out for
a quick meeting,
so make sure when you go upstairs
that everything is pressed,
order him some food, make sure
he takes a nap, a bath...
- Wait, wait, wait, a nap?
- Get him ready for tonight.
- I'm 10.
- It's gonna be a long night.
We're gonna see Abuelito play.
- Where? At Hoy Como Ayer?
- Mm-hm.
- Isn't he a little young for that?
- Too young for what?
He's not gonna perform forever.
He wants his grandson to see
him play at least once.
Alright, well, better
keep an eye on him.
- That place could get pretty crazy.
- Me keep an eye?
That's why you're going too.
- Where are we?
- This is Little Havana.
- No, this is where I grew up.
- You did?
- Yes.
And this is where
Abuelito lives and works.
Grandpa still works?
What does he do?
I can't see.
- Eh, no, Papa.
- What did he say?
No, he's asking if
we're back together.
No, no, we're friends. I'm
helping watch the baby.
Wait, what's he...
I don't understand.
He said that you look like
you've gained a couple of pounds
since he saw you last.
Maybe since last
time, I understand,
but, actually, recently,
I'm down 15 pounds.
- 20?
- He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.
- I know what he said. But I'm down...
That is in two months. I'm down...
In two weeks, I've lost 15.
My suit doesn't even
fit me anymore.
He's saying his pants might fall.
20 pounds. 20.
Why does he have to say 20?
I say 15, he says 20.
I could... Alright.
These are really good. We should
wake up Percy so he can try one.
He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late."
No, but he's never had a real Cuban
sandwich. I want him to try it.
He says you should make him one.
I want him to have a real one
from here, from Little Havana.
Abuelo... Everything OK?
This is really good, by the way.
Yours are way better.
You think people would like
this kind of food back home?
- You think people would like it?
- Yeah, it's real food. Why not?
- Maybe I'll talk to Marvin.
Let me hear him out. You know?
See what he's got in
mind for the food truck.
Think he's in town?
I don't know, but, you know, I can
find out tomorrow... I call him.
You know he's here. Is this the
whole reason you brought me out?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Try this. The yucca's amazing.
I love yucca.
You're full of ♥♥♥♥.
Hi. I'm Carl Casper.
I'm here to see Marvin.
- Booties?
- Excuse me?
In case you don't want
to remove your shoes.
Thank you.
- Uh!
- Follow me, please.
Uhh!
- Casper's here.
- How ya doing?
- How's it going?
Come over here.
Candy, come over here.
You're a sight for sore eyes.
What you want to eat, something?
I want to see you eat something.
Alright? I'm worried. Eat
some crackers or something.
Thanks.
Look at you.
She's pregnant. Just found out.
The... This one?
Pissed on a stick, came in,
laid it on me five seconds ago.
Is it... So it's yours?
I don't know. That's
what she's saying.
- You don't...
- I know.
I got a problem, 'cause she's...
best receptionist I've ever had.
- Yeah.
- Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08.
So, clearly, she's
also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar.
- Right. That's tough.
- What do you want?
You want a coconut water?
- Um...
I'm alright. I'm alright.
- Do you want a drink?
- I would... No.
Let's make some decisions
together. Let's start right here.
- Alright, so...
- Let's start off easy.
We got ♥♥♥♥ to talk about. Look,
bang, you got four swatches, right?
Let's start off easy and then we'll
get into the uncomfortable stuff.
- Pick it.
- The... For the...
For here? I don't know.
Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down,
'cause people keep slippin' around
like it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ice rink in here.
You could always get 'em...
take the booties off and, uh...
Can't do that.
We'll go with,
I don't know, this one?
- You like that one?
- I think...
If I had to... But if you're
not gonna paint, I would...
This just seems like
People aren't walking
on the walls, Carl.
Or I could keep it if I want.
- The...
- Keep the kid.
- Yeah.
- Knowing that it's not mine.
- Yes.
- You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
She stays on my desk and I
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got something on her.
But you decide. What do you think?
Are we... we're talking
about the carpet now
or are we talking about
the, um... the...
- We're talking about...
- I don't even know anymore.
I think, um...
I'd go with the brown.
And as far as that goes,
that's a personal... that's...
- You're not a turd, OK?
I don't want you to feel that way coming
in here with your hat in your hand.
You went ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy on the
internet. That was awesome.
You lost respect, which I
love, 'cause it's passion.
You know, you lost everything.
You know, you're not a loser,
but you have lost, OK?
You're not a turd.
A turd that lost.
I don't know that I
feel like a turd.
- Good.
- I feel like I had a bad week.
I feel like I lost my job, I made
an ass of myself on the internet.
I'm divorced, I'm
old, I got no money.
I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
apartment in Venice.
me feel like a turd?
That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's
office and asking for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ favour
and all he's doing
is busting my balls.
I like this humility. It's good.
Truth be told, food trucks are a
great idea. You know what I mean?
I think we take it back
to something simple.
Let me see if I got something to
say anymore. I don't even know.
- It's no problem.
- I'll pay you back.
As long as it's not weird for you...
I don't want you to feel like
because you were with Inez and
you guys were sleeping together
and I was with her
and we had this...
I was with her, then you were with her,
and then maybe I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her after.
I don't even know what
happened with us.
I came out to LA for
and I think we had a couple of
drinks and we went to Islands.
- And I think she had...
- What happened between you two?
You know what? It doesn't matter.
Here's what happened.
We're talking about a white-on-white
'88 Chevy Grumman food truck.
It's a blank canvas
for your dreams.
I'm gonna have 'em pull it around.
Thank you.
Don't thank me till you see it.
Yeah. I'm in Miami now.
What happened to those
interviews you had?
None of the prospects panned out.
- For real?
- Yeah.
It sucks.
I guess you'll have to stay
there for a while, bro.
Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't
know if you heard or not, but...
I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef.
- Sous-chef?
- Yeah.
No ♥♥♥♥! That's excellent!
Congratulations, man.
Thank you, man. That means a
lot coming from you, seriously.
Yeah, but enough about me.
So, what are you gonna do?
You're gonna laugh.
- I got a food truck.
- Get the hell out!
No ♥♥♥♥. You got a
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taco truck?
Tony! Tony, Carl's got
a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taco truck.
For real?
- Jefe! Like with tacos and ♥♥♥♥?
- I just...
Yeah, I would assume.
What are you gonna cook?
You know, Cuban sandwiches,
pltanos, arroz con pollo.
Simple ♥♥♥♥ like we used
to do for family meal.
Oh, yeah, I remember
those days, man.
- ♥♥♥♥ he doing with a taco truck?
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
- What's he doing with a taco truck?
- It's good, right? It could be cool.
- Yeah.
Get the ♥♥♥♥ off the
phone, bro. Let's go!
Alright, alright, alright!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
Attila the Hun is calling me.
I gotta go, man.
Alright. Be good, man.
- Is this the new truck?
- This is it. This is the truck.
- Ahh!
- It's got good bones.
It's gonna need a lot
of work, though.
What doesn't?
Wanna take a look around, champ?
- Do I have to?
- Go!
Go and look at your
dad's new truck.
Can I ask you a question?
Is something wrong?
- Did you sleep with him?
- With who?
With Marvin. Did you
sleep with Marvin?
But of course I did.
He's my ex-husband.
I mean, since we were
divorced. Have you slept...
Who did you sleep
I'm sorry, but this is none of
your business what I did...
- I think it might be.
- ..after I divorce you.
Second of all, I don't ask you what
you do with your hot little waitress.
- That's completely different.
- OK, really.
- And that's not fair.
- Yeah, yeah.
This is somebody you loved
and shared a life with...
Why do we have to talk
about this right now?
Because I took a business
meeting with the guy.
- This is not the moment.
- It is. I wanna know why.
He's smiling like he's
got something on me.
- I dunno what it is.
- Please, you know him.
- You know how he is. So who cares?
- I care!
- Why do you need to know?
- I just would like to...
- OK.
It doesn't bother me.
I just wanna know.
Just listen. I was very sad.
I was very lonely.
- And you, more than anyone, know...
- OK. That's it. That's enough.
how I get after I have
a couple of drinks.
- I don't want to know the details.
- I get...
Please. I'm not one
of your girlfriends.
- Don't tell me. Stop talking.
- He was my first.
- OK, the kid's here.
- It came out like a natural, organic thing.
- I don't want to know about this.
- We didn't...
We didn't go through with it.
we're just good friends.
I think there's something
dead in there.
Uhh. OK, go and look for it.
Maybe it's a rat.
- Let's go look for the rat.
- I have to work, and I'll be back.
- No, wait, wait, wait.
- You're going? No, no, no.
You can't leave.
You said you were
going to help me, OK?
Go work with your dad. It's fun.
I'll be back later. 'Bye.
Alright. Take that bucket, fill it.
- See the hose?
- Mm-hm.
Trash, trash, trash.
Save that, save that.
Save the metal ones.
Ugh!
Tip it over.
Alright, buddy.
Watch this.
Steel wool, right?
- Mm-hm.
- Scrub brush. Right?
I want you to do that
on the whole truck.
Hey, buddy, you don't have to
clean that. We're throwing it out.
Alright? Clean something else.
Alright, that looks good.
Clean out the lowboy now.
- The what?
- The low...
The reach-in fridge,
right here. Clean this out.
Ohh! That's it.
That's where the smell's
coming from. What is that?
I don't know. Whatever
it is, clean it out.
- Ohh...
- What the hell are you doing?
- You told me to clean it out.
That's a perfectly good
hotel pan. Scrub it out.
No, that's gross! I'm
not cleaning that out.
- Pick it out of the garbage.
- Are you kidding?
- It's disgusting.
- You don't throw it in the garbage.
Like we saved the rest of
the stuff. Let's just clean it out.
No.
- Pick it out of the trash.
- No.
Pick it out of the trash can.
You wanted to work in a kitchen.
This is what working
in a kitchen is, OK?
- We don't throw ♥♥♥♥ out.
- Yeah, I wanted to come and cook.
- Not clean it!
- Pick it out of the garbage!
whole stupid truck!
Why are you so mean to me?!
Hey, I can't get a
hold of your mom.
But you... The truck looks great.
You did a great job.
I'm sorry I was mean.
That wasn't right of me.
I gotta pick up some
equipment for the truck.
You wanna come with me and help me
pick out a stove till Mom calls back?
Fine.
Alright. Let's go.
You know what this is?
- French fries?
- That's right, a fryer.
This is the one we need right
here. Come on, let's go.
Double convection oven underneath.
It's a real workhorse.
60 inches. I think we could fit them
on the truck. What do you think?
- Let's get it.
- Let's get this one. Good. Done.
This is the... Ah,
here's what we need.
looking for. Right there.
- A George Foreman grill?
- That's not a George Foreman grill.
It's called a plancha. We make
Cuban sandwiches on that.
This is the key to our entire
livelihood. We need two of these.
Looks good. You know what?
Let's also get the 6-inch chef's
knife with the plastic handle.
- Then you need also the holder.
- Yeah, let's get a cover as well.
OK, you see this, Percy?
That's a chef's knife.
A real chef's knife.
It's not a toy. You understand?
This thing's sharp. It can send you
to the hospital if you're not careful.
I'll teach you how
to use this thing.
But a chef's knife, it belongs
to the chef, not to the kitchen.
So it's your responsibility to keep
it sharp, clean, not to lose it.
- Can you handle that?
- Yes.
This is a good knife.
if you take care of it.
Don't lose it.
I won't. Thank you.
You earned it.
How are we gonna
get it in the truck?
Well, Marvin said we could use
some of his guys to help out.
Hey, guys! Hello?
I'm Carl. This is my truck.
I need some help moving
this equipment in.
Marvin said that you
guys might help me.
I got it. Mind if I borrow this?
Get to the top floor.
Maybe a little higher?
The hard part was getting
it over to the truck,
and now we just have to tip.
If I can get one end
up on the tailgate.
OK.
Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're
gonna rupture something, man.
- Hey!
- Martin!
Hey, killer, what's up? How you
- What the hell you doing here?
- I warned you, man. I warned you.
If you got another gig, I was gonna drop
everything to be your line cook. Didn't I?
This is a food truck.
You're a sous-chef now.
So? Food trucks don't
need a sous-chef?
OK, fine. You're hired.
Pays nothing.
- I'll take it.
- Nice!
- You're not gonna scare me, buddy.
- Thank you so much.
You must've jumped on a plane
as soon as we got off the phone.
Dude, when I heard your voice,
I was like, "That's what I wanna do."
- I'm so happy you're here.
- Me too, man.
- We're trying to get this in the truck.
- Yeah?
I need some sort of,
like, lever and fulcrum.
Come on, everybody.
Everybody together. Come on.
Holy sh... No, we can't do this.
No way, not without one of us
hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't.
Carl, easy.
- It's good to know Spanish.
- You gotta, man.
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
- Ah!
- OK, good.
- Nice.
- Fryer next?
No, no, forget the
freaking fryer, man.
I'm gonna fill up
the propane tanks,
you go to the market...
get cerveza, not beer.
I can't go to the market. We gotta hook
up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit.
No, by the time you get back, I'll
have this all spotless and cleaned up.
I got lots of marinating to do.
I promised these people the
best sandwich of their lives.
- OK. Good. So...
- Get me the mojo.
OK, so, what do you need?
Oranges, onion, garlic.
That's right. Why don't we
juice it up a little bit, huh?
- Tomatillo.
- Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro.
- Let's go.
OK, look, the key is, you
gotta look for ingredients
and then that gives you
ideas of what to cook.
Like, this is yucca, right?
Get some of that. Those
look great. See that?
And... Oh, come here.
You know what this is?
Uh, bananas?
That's called a plantain. Pltanos.
These are maduros. Feel, soft?
- Mm-hm.
- That's the sweet kind.
But we want the green ones.
Here. Hang onto this.
This is what you
make tostones with.
That's Martin's favourite.
- I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Too much?
- I got it.
- OK.
- Watch out for tarantulas. Come on.
- What?
Ahh! That's good.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby.
- That's beautiful.
- Miami, I am back. Pow!
You could have just bought this at
the store. I think they sold it there.
- You sure that's your son, man?
- I don't know.
You'd better get a paternity test.
- Oh, that looks incred...
- Can I have some?
Oh, Martin.
- It's not from the store.
- You might not like it.
- It's fatty but not heavy, you know?
- You don't want any of this.
- Yes, I do.
- You're probably vegan. You can't eat it.
- I'm not vegan.
- It's not from the store.
- Oh, my God.
- Martin, come on. Can I have some?
- Hold on a second.
- Can I give him a piece, Martin?
- Nah, man, he's not...
- Alright. Let me think about it.
- Just a little piece. Let's see.
- Pretty good.
- Pretty good?
- Pretty good? Come on!
- Better than the store?
One more. Just one more.
The best ♥♥♥♥ you ever had
in your life. Come on, man.
Oh, give me another one. If you're
gonna give him some, give me some.
- Don't be cheap.
- I want more.
You know what? Let's
make some sandwiches.
- Alright. Ready to go?
Hey, little man, is
the plancha red-hot?
- Huh?
- Me?
No, I'm talking to the grill.
Yeah, you.
- Do I touch it?
- Well, what do you think?
- No.
- That's right. No, genius.
Hey, look. Come over here, look.
- See this water?
- Mm-hm.
- Bang. Is it hot?
- Yes.
- Tell him it's hot.
- It's hot.
- OK.
- Is it hot as your daddy's underwear?
Good. Now, watch. Come over here.
Here we go, papi.
Perfect. Perfecto.
Now, watch me.
Watch what I'm doing.
Two slices of ham, three of pork.
- Now come over here.
- Now the maestro.
Two slices of cheese... one, two.
- Two pickles.
- Can I do pickles?
Big pickles. Nice. One, two.
Now, watch this. Take this...
mustard, from end to end.
OK.
You go side to side,
not forward and back.
Now, this is the
most important part.
- This is what makes it a Cubano.
- OK.
- Take the butter. See that?
- Yeah.
On top. Take a little bit.
In. Just like that.
Now, watch.
I want you to watch for
the bread to get golden.
I want you to watch for
the cheese to melt.
When that cheese is melted and that
bread's golden, but not burnt,
you call me, you tell me it's
done and we'll check, OK?
- OK.
- Keep an eye on it.
I want you to watch
everything everybody's doing,
because when we're hopping, you're
gonna have to jump in on the line
and help out.
- I think it's done.
- You think it's done?
- Oh, look at that.
- See how golden that is?
- That's how you want it every time.
- Nice job.
You gotta be like a robot
when you're on a line.
You're the ♥♥♥♥, baby.
You're the ♥♥♥♥.
OK?
Mmm! Three equal pieces.
- Let's see what we got.
- Alright, here we go.
- Oh, hot.
- Ah. Let me see.
Look at that cheese.
- Oh, my God, man.
- This is the ♥♥♥♥.
Then I guess we're open.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. We're open?
I didn't get to finish my sandwich.
- Here you go.
- What do I do?
Cut the bread.
There's cerveza down there.
Little man, get me hazelnuts,
get me some more ham.
OK.
Alright, I got four right here.
Hey, jefe, this sound
system sounds like ass.
But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook
us up with all our musical necessities.
My credit cards are maxed out and
we're not charging for food yet.
- So we'll wait on the sound system.
- But you look happy, baby, don't you?
- So happy. So happy.
- Yeah, that's what's champing it.
Uh-huh!
- I got one.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That's burnt.
- So?
They're not paying for it.
Come with me. Get off the truck.
- You got this?
- Yeah, I got it. You get down.
Slow down for a second.
- Is this boring to you?
Yeah, well, I love it.
Everything good that's happened to
me in my life came because of that.
I might not do everything
great in my life, OK?
I'm not perfect. I'm
not the best husband.
And I'm sorry if I
wasn't the best father.
But I'm good at this.
And I wanna share this with you.
I wanna teach you what I learned.
I get to touch people's
lives with what I do.
And it keeps me
going, and I love it.
And I think if you give it a
shot, you might love it too.
Yes, Chef.
Now, should we have
served that sandwich?
No, Chef.
That's my son. Get back in there.
We got some hungry people.
He's ready to cook!
- We did good, man.
- We did good.
- We got something here.
- I say we stick with the traditional menu.
- We don't get too fancy.
- We'll get some yucca fries.
- We got the fryer.
- That's classic. Another beer, boss?
- No, I'm good.
Here you go, little man.
You sure?
Is this beer?
No, of course not. I would
never hand you beer.
- That's cerveza.
- I'm 10. I can't have beer.
You're not 10. You're kitchen staff.
Kitchen staff doesn't have an age.
Dad?
You can have a sip.
Huh?
- Like piss, right?
- Worse.
You remember that when your
friends offer you a beer.
- I figure we go to South Beach...
- Mm-hm.
stake out the truck a little
bit, get the menu straight.
Then after we're really confident
we got something good,
then we drive back to LA.
And hit a few extra
cities on the way?
Why not?
- Can I come?
- Can you come?
- Come where?
- On the trip.
This isn't a trip. We're
just driving the truck back.
You're flying first class with
Mommy with all the divorce money.
Yeah, but you're
stopping in cities.
- I'm on break.
I don't know.
Martin, I like your mojo.
- Hey, don't work me.
- Oh, you hitting Martin?
- You're working Martin?
- Working me like that.
- He's ice-cold.
- He knows my soft spot, though.
He likes your mojo.
- He got me, man.
- We'll talk to your mom.
- We'll see what she says.
- I already did.
- She's cool with it.
- Look at that.
He's not... He's 10,
he's got a phone.
Good for you. Good for
you, man. Get things done.
Why not? Why not? Bring him along.
So I'm going?
Yeah.
- Yeah, you can come.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
Go by the backhoe.
You want me to take
a poop over there?
I'll drop you guys
off at the hotel,
and in the morning, you go get
the rest of the ingredients,
stock up on stuff, and I'll
put a coat of paint on this.
Don't bother painting. We'll
paint it when we get back.
- It looks fine like this.
- No, man. This is on me.
My cousin knows a guy. I'm
gonna hook it up. Alright?
OK.
Who's hungry? Huh?
If you change your mind, you call
me and I'll go get you anywhere.
Come on. Let's sell
sandwiches, baby!
- OK, call me.
- Come on, buddy.
Cuidado.
- Call me.
Alright, buddy, I need
you to get me a crowd.
- Yes, Chef. You know it.
- Alright.
Step right up.
Best Cuban food in
all of South Beach.
Come on, don't be afraid. Step up!
If you need it more authentic,
you can swim 90 miles that way.
If you can pronounce
it, we can make it.
Arroz con pollo, yuca frita.
OK, four media noches coming up.
Cubano.
- You got it?
- I got four ready over here.
- Yucca fries, plantas was you?
- Yeah.
Here we go. Thank you.
Thanks for your patience.
- Who needs a little bit more?
- We got four Cubano all day.