Recent reviews by Carl Slime

3v3 was a bad choice. The gameplay loop is exhausting and will last twice the length of a hero shooter's average match, the gunplay feels good and the abilities are neat, but they threw everything possible into a blender and came out with a thick sludge that 99% of people won't find paletable.

Also, something something Concord 2.

I love this game. At a time where I felt mentally exhausted by all the AAA games in my library and the things that could not capture my interest, a humble little game that looks straight out of 1997 captured the attention of my nostalgic side and reminded me why I enjoy video games. Immediate front runner for my favorite game of 2026.

Unironically the best friendslop game ever made.

Even solo it's a ton of fun.

Weirdest episode of How It's Made ever.

It was great before but the Adaptive scaling made it even more crazy good. Literal black magic in a program.

They don't make Call of Duty like they used to.

This game is as optimized for your computer as a fat diabetic is for a marathon.

Just buy it already

It's the Build Engine Warhammer 40k game we should have gotten back in 1997.

One of the most fun gaming experiences on the market today.