Yeah I know, it's 6 months late (or early), but she said I was masturbating too much (as if there is such a thing) especially when she was at work, since I work from home.

So she decided to put a stop to my masturbating. From now on I wear a chastity cage, or if I'm not wearing the cage, my hands will be bound so I can't touch myself.

She has put a timer on how long I have to stay caged up, currently it's for another 2 1/2 days. However, she has decided to put the time up for a vote, so you folks, and anyone else, can vote to either extend my current sentence or let me out early.

Took two naps. Last night I slept AWESOME and made it through a whole day of video seminars on camera, not even saying anything. (Just surfed a bit to fill in some gaps...) Even got some good work done EOD.

If tomorrow goes well I might think I turned some kind of corner or something!

do you still got that hog on you... or was it removed? gooned anyway

jerked off to her voice +rep

I added you because I heard Tower Unite was shutting down soon. Send this to 10 other friends you made along the way to keep the servers alive

I added you because I heard Tower Unite was shutting down soon. Send this to 10 other friends you made along the way to keep the servers alive

Dont listen to demon, shes very pious

-rep she is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ werid dont trust her

ONE NIGHT A WOMAN WAS HIT BY A SPEEDING CAR AT NIGHT. THE DRIVER WAS INTOXICATED AND DID NOT CALL THE POLICE. INSTEAD HE DRAGGED HER BLEEDING BODY DOWN INTO THE SEWERS AND LEFT HER THERE TO DIE. THEY FOUND HER BODY TWO DAYS LATER AND BROUGHT IT INTO THE MORGUE, WHERE THEY CLEANED HER UP AND TUCKED HER AWAY.

BUT WHEN THEY WENT TO TAKE HER OUT TWO WEEKS LATER, SHE WAS MISSING, HER EMPTY BODY BAG FILLED WITH STINKING SEWAGE.

IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS TO FIVE OTHERS BY MIDNIGHT, SHE WILL BE IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT. SHE WILL SEEK VENGEANCE.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE – YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Hello, I was the chubby bald guy in the salmon colored pants buying bananas and ranch dressing. I saw you in the feminine products isle and you were the beautiful African princess that dropped a pregnancy test. I bent down to pick it up for you and as I handed it back to you it felt like we had a special connection. I wanted to stop and chat but I had to rush home to finish a podcast. Please respond

Femcel meetup when??

He can solve a cube in about 20 seconds, and while that's wildly fast for mere mortals like you and me who might be able to solve one by accident in a year or two if we really tried hard, or could rearrange the stickers in a couple of minutes, in the cubing world that's pretty average, with world champs getting below ten seconds. I think he'll fair well, and has a good chance at going pretty far in the event. If he wins that's cool, but it's cool that he's going at all, that it's a charity event, and it'll be a fun experience for both of us, this being his first competition, and me being his plus one. Wish us luck.

im such an idiot im sorry im sorry imsorry

i dont know if u have me blocked on here or not but i sent a paypal with a message inthe note can you plase check it for me

please check dms please i need to ♥♥♥ now but i need ur permission p[lease its an emergency

sorry for poor english I am russia

was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me

jonathan on the spotathon

Looking to have baby right away. Looking to coparent with a single woman (with or without relationship) or if with a lesbian couple to be a significant part of the child's life. Me 6' 2.5", blond hair, blue eyes, college educated, goofy, daddy, understanding, intelligent (IQ 148). Good gene's, I made one great baby (4 year old girl) already with ex -wife. Children love me.

h-hope you dont m-mind but ive been edging to ur vr chat avatar all day waiting for you to come online princess. please dont punish me >.<

johnny on the spot Oct 10, 2025 @ 4:36am
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you have me blocked on everything else so this is my one last chance. please take me back. i’ve changed. i went to rehab. i started ozempic and peptides. my loadstack right now is insane. all for you princess. please god take me back

Talks, shouts and curses louder than you do
Eats more sweets and weighs more than you do
Has more body hair than you do
Runs and drives faster than you
Spends more money than you do
Likes doggie style sex more than you do
Drinks, smokes or does drugs more than you do
Has less teeth than you do
Loves her pets more than you
Likes Trump more than you do
Loves watching "Cops", WWF and Jerry Springer reruns more than you do
Thinks Kid Rock is cool and is better looking than you

*opens my door for you*

tbh you're pretty cool but i dont know you (that should change) snap?

rate: idk

drink.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

Betcha can't whip like me
Can't Milly Rock like me
Can't sexy walk like me
Can't hit the quan like me, Eh

Betcha can't drop like me
Can't hit the folks like me
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~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 p.m.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody whispers.
~Now that your husband has retired .... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet...2 of which you will never wear.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep."
~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good.. Coming home is better!
~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
~You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys--than just the 15 pounds.
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that, you don't care to do them anymore.

i love u

i sent 50k

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Our dear brother in Islam they martyred you cause they didn't want people to learn the truth you live on in the hearts of your followers

i jus be layin down lol deez h8rs mean nuffin ha ha ahhahahahaha

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Thisimy chick fil a. A chicken patty bacon. Pickle .. barquegue saws toased. Waffer fries inna air frur.
Three fifty for twenny two minute. Wadda spicy keschup. Next ta Bebe Jesus anna glass of wader.
Gimme yo best chickfildegg you mae. The all time.
I radio like to know aboutit.

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-rep i thought it was a dude but she’s actually just a hot girl with a fat ♥♥♥♥♥

So Valentines day is almost upon us... Unfortunately, I have to work on Saturdays till about 10pm.... Would any of you awesome ladies like to meet this 6ft2, 57 yr old, Door opening, Date planning, flower bringing, music loving, sweet, fun, kind, caring guy and so much more.... for a drink after I get off work in the Music Valley area??? AND Of course I am open to chatting and planning it for another time, if you aren't available!

our generation was just built different! We were raised off bare feet in the rocks, water from the hose, street lights to guide us home, roller blading into bushes, riding our friends around the neighborhood on the bike pegs, kids nowadays just don't get it!
Those were the best days!