Dude, those are crazy stats - 1,820 cheevos and 29% completion. 🍻

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Finally Lucio isn't op anymore

Venomancer miiiid

MAH MAGNUS

SUNSHINE IN A BAG

Isn't that a bit harsh?

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may the 4th be with you

"1,704 hrs on record" GG bro

My liege! Владислав give high five!

How dare you

#AnimeScrub

SHULK SMASH!

Conclusion: hitler sucked at magic

gold nova mater

Die monster

magic doesn't suck

gg ez

Did you mean.. Cumments ;)

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-10 bad trader

Take it back please, I'll lose all my trade cred!

-5 bad trader, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coupons
im dissapoint

+1 good trader

It's nice to wake up at 4:51, open a steam and see that DerpKing was last online 16 minutes ago :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

NO I AM NOT! I'm here :(

On my rightful place again...888 hours of tf2

19:08 - Shaggy: chuggaconroy should change his name to ChuggaBrony
19:10 - Donut is now Offline.

18:31 - Jupezio: csgo?
18:31 - Derpio: i have food
18:31 - Derpio: brb
18:31 - Derpio: so gonna eat
18:31 - Jupezio: i have aids
18:32 - Jupezio: but im still gonna play

0:56 - Jupezio: if i would have a band it would be called
0:56 - Derpio: but sure cleavers are cool
0:56 - Jupezio: CLEAVER BABES
0:56 - Derpio: ...what
0:56 - Derpio: :D
0:56 - Jupezio: i know right
0:56 - Jupezio: pretty badass
0:57 - Jupezio: sounds like a bad 90s metal band
0:57 - Derpio: glam metal or something
0:57 - Derpio: eww
0:57 - Jupezio: yeah
0:57 - Jupezio: :D
0:57 - Jupezio: glam metal
0:57 - Derpio: glam metal
0:57 - Jupezio: hahahahaha

No its a pit!

Chaos is a ladder, Varys.

I'm Batman

0:17 - Tusenmaug: yeah cya broski
0:20 - Jupezio: you are not my broski
0:20 - Jupezio: you are a traitor
0:20 - Jupezio: scum
0:20 - Tusenmaug: :(
0:20 - Tusenmaug is now Offline.
0:20 - Tusenmaug is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
0:20 - Jupezio: I DIDNT MEAN IT BRO

10:15 - Mark: pick a color
10:15 - Mark: any color
10:15 - Mark: except purple or yellow
10:15 - Mark: PICK ONE
10:15 - Lee: white
10:15 - Mark: kay
10:15 - Mark: racist

Plz guys just 1 more hour

11.8 hours for glory and women!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, almost 1000 hours.. Duuuude

i will only play for like 19 hours more then i will stop forever, i will not go over 1000 hours

Still 20.6 hours to go :)

Still spamming for badge like a desperate newb. (See screenshot)

Not well now that you abandoned me :(

Hows it derping?

This riddle is too much for even me

How much derp would a herp derp if a herp could derp derp?

Best definiton of derp ever!