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3,022.8 hrs on record (3,022.5 hrs at review time)
Resident Evil 4 (2005) is an absolute blast from the past that still slaps today. It’s the absolute GOAT of action-horror, mostly because blowing all your pesetas with the creepy "What're ya buyin'?" merchant never gets old—10/10, would go to bingo again.
Posted March 27.
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3,804.1 hrs on record (894.4 hrs at review time)
(I thumbed up to support the developers but the game is quite the opposite)

Buy it when it's 50% off, skip the DLC, and keep your expectations as low as the thermostat. As a big fan of Frostpunk 1, i thought I would be blown away but I came out feeling... well, a bit lukewarm.

- The Story: Don't blink, or you'll miss it. The campaign is surprisingly short, leaving you reaching for more content just as things start to get interesting.

- Endless Mode: In the first game, this was where the hours disappeared. Here, it feels a bit hollow. There is no longer a feeling "Just 10 more minutes, please Mom".
Posted February 17. Last edited February 17.
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2 people found this review helpful
5,068.8 hrs on record (2,050.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you love bossing people around in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, New Cycle is definitely your jam. It’s like SimCity had a baby with a solar flare, and now everyone is grumpy and hungry.

The building part is super addictive, even when your power grid decides to take a permanent nap. Just try not to set the whole colony on fire before lunch, okay?
Posted February 12.
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2,307.1 hrs on record
I used to fall in love with her ... oh man ...

If you love exploring dusty old caves and making Lara Croft do Olympic-level gymnastics, this game is a total blast. It’s basically a "vacation gone wrong" simulator where you spend most of your time covered in mud and breaking expensive ancient stuff.

The graphics are so pretty you’ll almost forget that a giant boulder is trying to flatten you like a pancake. This edition packs in all the extra goodies, so you can suffer through even more traps for the price of one!
Posted February 12.
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4,067.3 hrs on record
This game is basically a "cardboard box simulator" where you can kidnap sheep with balloons and poke guards in the butt. The gameplay is so smooth and addictive that you'll spend ten hours just picking flowers and upgrading your base's binoculars.

The story gets a bit weird and feels like a movie director ran out of coffee halfway through. But honestly, who cares about the plot when you can make your horse do a tactical poop to slide an enemy jeep off the road?
Posted February 12.
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3,021.2 hrs on record (2,039.6 hrs at review time)
What do you expect from playing a game that was published like 20-30 years ago? A nostalgic feeling.

Playing the original Resident Evil again really brings back those blocky, pixelated nightmares. I still jump out of my seat every time those zombie dogs smash through the hallway windows!

The voice acting is so bad it’s actually hilarious, especially that famous "Jill Sandwich" line. It’s a clunky, spooky masterpiece that proves you don't need fancy graphics to get a good scare.
Posted February 12.
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1,254.8 hrs on record
I used to had a friend on the couch next to me when i was playing this game. I still can’t get over Chris Redfield literally punching a giant boulder into a volcano like it was a light workout!

The co-op action was so addictive that I didn't even mind Sheva’s questionable AI wasting all my health sprays. It might not be the scariest game in the series, but it’s definitely the one that gave us the best laughs and memories.
Posted February 12.
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1,252.3 hrs on record
Playing this one feels like a total blast from the past with Barry Burton finally back in action. The couch co-op is so much fun that you'll actually enjoy screaming at your friend when a mutant surprises you.

The episodic cliffhangers really keep you hooked just like those old-school TV shows we used to binge. It’s got that classic spooky vibe but with way better controls, so you won't feel like you're driving a literal tank.
Posted February 12.
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4,158.5 hrs on record
I spent way too many nights running from zombies in the rain with my buddies. This game is like a messy, hilarious trip down memory lane that still feels awesome to play.

Building a crazy base and finding a dirty hat for my character was the highlight of my week. If you want to smash some ghouls and laugh at your friends dying, this is still the best pick!
Posted February 12.
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5,501.6 hrs on record
I first played it when It was released on PS, or NEX, i don't recall. Playing this again felt like a total blast from the past. I forgot how much those pixelated zombies and jump scares used to make me scream like a little kid!

The tank controls are still super clunky, but honestly, that just makes running from Mr. X even more hilarious. It’s a total classic that still keeps me glued to the screen after all these years.
Posted February 12.
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