Recent reviews by =UPG= ๖ۣۜDalek

Is good

You shouldn't buy a game that sells mods. There are much better games you can enjoy than this one. Go buy literally any of those games

My life would be a lot more productive if I hadn't found this game

Pay to grind has never been more fun

"100% of the community wants to play competitive 100% of the time according to the 100% competitive players we asked"

This game is no longer about just having fun. Now it's all about E-sport. Now it's all about competitive. Now it's all about winning. Nine years of turning the game into a casual, just jump in and play, game has been completely destroyed. I never thought I would see the day that I actually quit TF2, but I guess that day is today. Thanks for the 3,500 hours of fun Valve. I'll never forget it.

Remember when Anakin betrayed the Jedi? That's how paid mods feel.

Edit: Here we are, 2 yeays later. June 11th 2017. Dealing with the same ♥♥♥♥ of paid mods.

I bought this game expecting it to be a quick play with a focus on an artistic art style that only an art snob would like. I couldn't have been more wrong.
The game will last you about 5-6 hours, which is well worth the normal $15 that this game goes for. If you see this on sale for any less, buy it instantly.
The game is simple to learn, with challenges that will stretch your brain, but once you figure them out you'll think "My god, I'm an idiot".
The story of this game is the main thing that will keep you playing this game. You easily get attatched to the charecters. They will make you laugh, cry, worry, smile, and laugh out loud. There are plenty of plot twists to keep things interesting, but not so many that the story is hard to follow.
The game displays plenty of historical facts about the time period, and place, that you are playing in the game. While you are motly never directly tied to the events except for a few level designs, it was refreshing to get some background information about the world, and the war, while you go through it.


TL;DR version
+great story
+great characters and development
+simple, yet challenging missions
+realitvely cheap for what you're getting out of it
+The BEST intergration with music that I have ever seen in a video game

-first time I've cried over a video game since Mass Effect 3's revamped endings

Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, Sonic. These are all games that inspired a generation and shaped the world. I can easily say Goat Simulator will become an iconic title that our childrens children will hear about.
12/10