I'm a graduate of a CSU and majored in business information systems. I play games and shoot guns. Also, Johnny is an experienced connosieur of ♥♥♥♥.

Crimson: Hey mike
Crimson: hey
Crimson: you wanna
Crimson: you wanna log in to ttous'z;dlkfg ;ldsakfjga
Crimson: hey mike
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Crimson: hey mikle waant to bottle water

Alex: "One night I got really high and played Zoombinis and got my ass kicked. That one level with the squirrel and her hotel... She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up real good."

Dispatch: "Code 3 medical, chest pain."
Kat: "Chest pain, suck a ♥♥♥♥."

Alex: "Oh man, a level 16, help."
Simon: "He evaded my pickpocket."

Wolf: why are you never on skype
Crimson: because I have other things to do you ♥♥♥♥ munching ass ♥♥♥♥

2:00 AM, falling asleep in my chair. I'm in Teamspeak, but no one is talking so I assume they've gone to bed. I disconnect and find this the next morning:
Jah Tiger: NOT EVEN A GOODNIGHT
Jah Tiger: RAGE
Jah Tiger: FAP

Maria: BUSTA HE'S BUSTING OUT LONG

1.6: where can i buy one of your gloves
Wolf 🐺: jokes on you, I'm not wearing them
1.6: jokes on you your models are wearing them
1.6: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
1.6: piece
1.6: of literal lieing ♥♥♥♥
Wolf 🐺: LOL

killz: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lying piece of Honduran hot dog water piece of ♥♥♥♥

Jah Tiger 🐯: wolf
Jah Tiger 🐯: you would be shocked of the things
Jah Tiger 🐯: that are on youtube
Jah Tiger 🐯: there was this one contest
Jah Tiger 🐯: smallest penis contest
Jah Tiger 🐯: dont ask me how i found it
Jah Tiger 🐯: but it's on youtube
Jah Tiger 🐯: ask busta
Jah Tiger 🐯: i linked him
Jah Tiger 🐯: actually
Jah Tiger 🐯: let's forget about what i just said
Wolf 🐺: >my face when Maria tells me she looks at smallest penis contest videos on YouTube and sends them to her friends
Wolf 🐺: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/602/308/b51.jpg
Jah Tiger 🐯: i thought it was funny
Jah Tiger 🐯: i showed it to my mom