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A hippie gets on to this bus and on this bus is a nun and for whatever reason he takes a liking to her and the hippie being a strait forward guy that he is just sits next to her and says "Hey baby want to have sex?" and the nun says "Heavens No!" then she gets off of the bus and the hippie says "Damn" then he gets off at his stop but the bus driver pulls him aside and says "Hey man, see that grave site over there?" And points to a graveyard across the street. then he says "see that grave stone on top of that hill?" and the hippie says "yeah" the bus driver says "every tuesday night at 8:30 that nun goes to that gravestone, its her friend. if you dress up as that ghost and command her to have sex with you, she will not have a choice" and the hippie is like "sweet!" So it's Tuesday and the hippie is in the costume hiding behind the gravestone, and sure enough the nun comes walking up the hill and gets down on her knees and starts praying. The hippie jumps out and says "Oooo I command you to have sex with me!" then the nun says "Oh.. well a-alright but I have an oath of virginity so it's going to have to be anal.." and the hippie says "Sweet" So then they do the nasty stuff and when they are done, the hippie runs away and says "haha! im actually the hippie!" and then the nun yells "haha i'm actually the bus driver!"