The Holy Mackerel is God

In the beginning was the Word... and this Word was "Mackerel". SRSLY.

Our god is Mackerel.
Our weapon is Mackerel.
Our way to win is Mackerel.

In the Day First*, Holy Mackerel gave us his Holy Mackerel Sons, so we can beat up Headhunting Basterds. BONK!

Every Scout who use or will use Holy Mackerel can be member of Chuch Of The Holy Mackerel.


Primary goal of Church:
1. Kill Heavy with fish
2. Steal Sandwich
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!!!