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Three reasons to join Azerbaijan Technology

The last one is crucial

1. Orientation

First day orientation happens in a cave, you're given a copper rod, a blindfold and 45 seconds to find the nearest shrimp farm.

2. Rapid Career Growth

You start as an intern and by week two you're the head of Quantum Engine Stabilisation. No one knows what that means, But it comes with a free Azerbaijan Technology™ T-shirt

3. Exceptional Teams

Your co-worker is a 14-year old named Timur, he doesn't speak. He just builds engines out of microwaves and Nokia phones and stares at you when you doubt him.

This isn't a job. It's Azerbaijan Technology. Join us at this Steam group and at http://store.steampowered.com

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New Larp method just dropped

May 17 - Bandy | 0 Comments

Go to a nearby airport and just start walking.

Start walking as if you got a flight to catch.

Walk so much you end up getting through TSA, the gate and are now on the runway.

This method got patched in 2001 after the Towers incident. Nobody talks about the Tower Incident. But before the patch this was meta.

People were running entire campaigns on tarmac, fully geared level 40s redirecting ground traffic.

One guy larped his way into first class on a flight to London and then to Azerbaijan on a concorde. He has no idea where Azerbaijan is on a map.

He's still there, he got a job there, He's the Deputy Minister of something, He never broke character.

But knowing this requires Elite Ball Knowledge.

It's hard being a Smurf

May 11 - Bandy | 0 Comments

It's episode 420 and your creators decided to obliterate your village with Nuclear weapons as part of an awareness campaign against atomic bombs.

In this episode Gargamel was done playing games, and decided to full-on evapourate your community saying:

"The Smurf can never have a nuclear arsenal."

Claiming the Smurfs were 1 week from developing nuclear weapons of their own, so Gargamel made sure that could never happen.

This episode was the perfect way to spread awareness. It makews so much sense to show this to toddlers, since they usually are the ones pushing for nuclear arms. Not politicians or weapons manufacturers