FLOAT IN A CHAIR!

We are the floating engie cult. #fgtsbeware2015

Funny Invite:
Pie: *50 year old sweaty neckbeard walk in and says...*
Pie: "hey kid want to join my cult?"
Pie: *You can bearly hear him, and now your ear is full of spit*
Pie: *Dead_Stranger Answers*...
Dead_Stranger: umm >_>
Dead_Stranger: at least take me to dinner first
Pie: *sweaty neckbeard says"
Pie: KID JOIN
Pie: *He goes back to whispering*
Pie: you'll have fun
Pie: *Dead_Stranger answers*...
Dead_Stranger: dude.. plz close your robe... its just... just there...
Pie: *narrator says*...
Pie: "this guys is amazing"
Pie: *neckbeard closes his robe, but if falls back open. He then whispers*...
Pie: "kid please, we almost have 69 members
Pie: "
Dead_Stranger: what is this cult .-.
Pie: *sweaty neckbeard answers*...
Pie: "the cult of floating engies"
Pie: "don't ask"
Dead_Stranger: what do you do in this group .-.
Pie: *neckbeard answers*...
Pie: 'I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST SAID NOT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASK NOW JOIN!"
Dead_Stranger: D:
Dead_Stranger: *runs away*
Pie: *The sweaty 50 year old uses scorpion's iconic attack 'GET OVER HERE'*
Pie: *Dead_Stranger is now in the neckbeard's grasp and can' move"
Pie: cant*
Dead_Stranger: RAPE
Dead_Stranger: RAAAAAAPEEEEE
Dead_Stranger: HELP
Dead_Stranger: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/meatytears https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/meatytears https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/meatytears https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/meatytears https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/meatytears
Dead_Stranger: send me an invite man
Pie: *the neckbeard sends him an invite*

Milestones:


2 members ✔️

5 members ✔️

10 members ✔️

20 members ✔️

30 members ✔️

50 members ✔️

69 members ✔️

100 members

150 members

200 members

300 members

400 members

500 members

666 members

700 members

100 members

1337 members (giveaway)